What if Descartes Had Some Xanax?

  Today I don’t want to get out of bed. I just want to lay here and try not to think. So I say to myself “Don’t think”.

Then I think about Descartes and what I learned in my Advanced Philosophy class in high school: Cogito ergo sum. I think therefore I am.

So then I think if I don’t think then I am not who I am. And then I think I’m okay with that. I want to be another someone.

And then I realize I’m thinking.

Alexis swipes some of her roommate’s Xanax whenever she feels overwhelmed. She says it helps her relax and mellow out. I think I read somewhere that Xanax is in the same chemical family as heroin. That shit must be good. Some white boy told me that I’m the type of person that if I ever became an addict my drug of choice would be heroin.

What the fuck is that? A new Facebook survey to determine What Kind of Drug Addict Would You Be?

My therapist thinks I suffer from depression. I think I am overworked and exhausted and just need a vacation. I just want to sit back, relax and not think about thinking.

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