Friday, May 08, 2009

Bowel Movements

Me to jr. staffer:

"Do you know many briefing binders I had to make in my day? Do you know how tortuous it was to have numerous "pop-ins" about assinine details such as the margins on the binder cover or the correct color of red to use in a specific chart (Why don't we try the deep red color? No, how about the mandarin orange red?) Or how many times I had to re-order binder sections based upon what seemingly was how normal my boss's bowl movement was that week?

Countless.

Now let's try the royal blue this time." (I haven't been able to take a shit in 3 days)

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