Can Hot Breath Destroy Brain Cells?

I was so bored at work today that I researched grad school programs on the Internet for an hour. If I could I would enroll in some PhD program where I can be paid $25,000 a year to write my dissertation.

I'd rather be broke than having to hear my boss suck his teeth every time we meet.

After about 10 minutes the shitty smell of his breath has encased the whole damn room. I try to subtly rub under my nose so I can suck in a quick breath of decontaminated air. But the smell is so overwhelming it clouds my thinking.

Apparently I'm not the only person who has concern about this public health hazard. Click the title for more funny insight.