Saturday, November 24, 2007

Crazy Family Part 2

In addition to the slap happy cousin I have an Uncle. His specialty?

Dumpster diving.

And he likes to wear dress shoes with no socks with outfits that they should never be paired with. For example:

49ers Sleeveless Mesh Shirt
Short Wrestling Shorts
Dress Shoes

Short Sleeve Button-Up
Sweatpants
Dress Shoes

Members Only Jacket
Tight, tight, tight jeans
Dress Shoes


And then there is my other cousin Felicia. Every time I walk into her apartment I hold my breath to avoid breathing the sweet, sticky perfume of pussy and spit.

Need I go further?

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