Thursday, August 06, 2009

You May In the Wrong Job If

In the tradition of David Letterman, I’m going to attempt to put together a list based upon my painful experiences struggling in the Dante-inspired version hell on earth: employment in the government and nonprofit sectors.

Number 5: You may in the wrong job if…

You read the New York Times, the L.A. Times, Wall Street Journal, Washington Post, and Style.com online before noon.

Number 4: You may be in the wrong job (well career) if…

You quit 5 jobs in a row in a span of 4 years and claim the jobs “weren’t a good fit”.

Number 3: You might be in the wrong job if…

You carry chewable Pepto Bismol tablets with you to help cope with the inevitable stomach pains when you arrive and see your co-workers.

Number 2: You may be in the wrong job if…

You go hide in the bathroom and sit on the toilet for 2 hours

Number 1: You may be in the wrong job if…

You ride up the elevator to your floor and don’t get off.

3 comments:

Acappellla said...

Love your page and the colors are gorgeous!! Was reading your comments on Bluest Eye and lolz, u are right on target!! I understood your wit and point of view. Good post and very funny. God Bless

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